(an effort to talk about anything other than my externship and pending speeding ticket...)
1. I live to travel.
2. I fear that one day a nuclear bomb will be launched at the United States.
3. All I know about soccer is that you have to kick the ball into the other team's net.
4. I'm too disorganized for my own good.
5. Why can't men understand that women are not that complicated? What she lacks in testosterone, she makes up in mood swings and shopping sprees.
6. A defense attorney's worst nightmare is a client who's actually innocent.
7. I'd take a good book over a night on the town.
8. I can tell you the caloric, fat, fiber, and protein count in almost anything.
9. When I love and when I hate, I do it fiercely.
10. I pity the unimaginative minds.
11. An honest love letter is worth a thousand red roses.
12. But a diamond is still forever, (kidding).
13. It'd be funny to teach George W. Bush to pronounce "Al-Qaida" with an Arabic accent, then watch him use it in a televised press-conference.
14. Smoking is only attractive in black and white Hollywood films.
15. Yes, "I'm proud to be an American," but I hate that song.
16. Europeans are smarter than us, even the taxi drivers.
17. I'm at my most spiritual praying in a candlelit empty church.
18. Kids are the funniest people I've ever met.
19. The chicken came before the egg, or else there'd have to be two eggs and it wouldn't make sense.
20. Even when I earn a grown-up salary, I'll shop at H&M.
21. Vegans are so cool.
22. French is the most beautiful language in the world, though Julia Child says "French women are dainty, well-coiffed, subversive little monsters." Is it true?
23. I must hit the snooz button at least twice on my alarm clock.
24. Conventionally beautiful people are painfully boring.
25. I hope I never lose my yearning for nature.
3 comments:
Speeding ticket, eh? Do you really have have to take it out on our silly little french sisters?
Yes, she has to. You know what Al Bundy said:
"It is wrong to be French."
Dennis
You people have it all wrong. I love the French, otherwise I wouldn't have studied the language for 13 years. I'm just envious of the Parisienne who maintains a perfect size "0" simply by parading across a beautiful city in heels all day--all the while repasting on whole milk fruity yogurts and baguette sandwiches oozing with fatty cheeses and meats.
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