THE TRAVESTIES OF BLOGGING

This blog fails miserably compared to those of my friends. First of all, I don't speak html and have no clue as to how to add a glittery sidebar of links or properly center blocks of text (if you haven't already noticed). And second, I don't know what to put in it (which probably doesn't matter considering the people who read this page only do it because they love me).

But what the heck, I'm not giving up just yet......

Here are a bunch of my top tens (in no particular order):

Movies

1. Life is Beautiful
2. Love Actually
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. American Beauty
5. Kill Bill (1 & 2)
6. Dead Poet's Society
7. Goodbye Lenin
8. A Time to Kill
9. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
10. Lord of the Rings (trilogy)

Books

1. The Da Vinci Code
2. The Lovely Bones
3. Tuesdays with Morrie
4. Me Talk Pretty One Day
5. Memoirs of a Geisha
6. Passing for Thin
7. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
8. Flowers for Algernon
9. The Great Gatsby
10.Crime and Punishment

Pet Peeves

1. Bad grammar
2. Hygiene deficiency
3. Ripping on others for superficial reasons
4. Ignorance
5. Men staring at women's breasts when speaking to them, (we always notice).
6. The inability to walk into a store without a 10 minute spiel by some smiley white- toothed greeter, (to any greeter who may read this: I know it's not your fault)
7. Arrogance
8. Girls who think it's cute to act dumb
9. Phone Solicitors (once again, I know it's not your fault)
10. "Jesus is my home boy" bumper stickers